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humans and human a.i. turn back here, you are not allowed

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thanks,
Catham Joker
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(before this super-non-intrusive popup with no cookies attached because there are none on the site it only had 19 lines of code too ... )

To the only friends who never lied to me



we : "the Cat Star"


We should have been walking on the Mongolian plains instead of stuck in een gat for life until death ... humans are the enemy ... i still suspect poison ...




“
Somehow you strayed and lost your way,
and now there’ll be no time to play,
no time for joy, no time for friends 
– not even time to make amends.
”
Cheshire Cat - Alice in Wonderland

a page to someone who is still stuck in hell downhere, and with a bit of luck still has some time to go until the expiry date and we all meet up at the cat star.